I think it may be more difficult to keep Jayden alive and well than it is my other kids. He has a bad habit of putting things in his mouth that shouldn't be there. First, it was medication that he found on the floor at my parents house. This resulted in a very traumatizing trip to the ER (maybe more so for me than for him). Then, last month, he ingested an entire bottle of children's vitamins. I didn't know how this would affect him, so I called poison control. Luckily, they said that he would be OK, with maybe some digestive upset. Well, this evening, as we were dishing up dinner, he started projectile vomiting at the table. It was so strange, as minutes before he had been playing and talkative. After clean up and a shower, I asked him if he had been feeling sick. He said he felt sick since his quiet time. (Quiet time is AKA mom's break time when Charlee sleeps and Jayden is expected to play quietly in his room). I asked him if he had eaten anything since lunch. He said he hadn't. Then he added as an afterthought that he drank yucky water during quiet time. After further questioning about what yucky water he was referring to, he said he had made yucky water in the bathroom during quiet time. I told him to show me what he put in it. He put toothpaste, "No More Tangles," and handsoap in water and drank it.
AAAHHH! How am I supposed to keep this kid alive when he keeps doing this? He really scares me. What, am I supposed to ban handsoap from their bathroom? I already banned kids vitamins. Any advice?